About

The title of my blog is really a misnomer because (1) I am hardly pint-sized (hurrhurr) and (2) “catastrophe” implies I have some sort of dangerous, edgy, sexy life. Obviously that is false – the most bad-ass, most illegal thing I have done in my whole life is torrent an entire Sims 2 Expansion Pack (how wild is that!). Actually, if you have been been following my fascinating life since approximate two blogs back, you’ll know “pint-sized catastrophe” is simply “miniature disaster” v. 2.0 – or v.3.0, as it were.

I don’t know why you are even reading this, you really should be watching 爱(!) -the story about how “lust and greed can alter your destiny”, hahaha.  It is as unabashedly melodramatic as my life unabashedly undramatic.